Coldest story ever told

Hey everybodayyye. Today, i ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ATE. And we're gonna have a lunch tomorrow? Oh gee. Anyways, i slept for 12 hours. Whoohoo, made up for the lost sleep. Okay today was kinda boring, i watched American Idol over and over and over.

Someone pick up the phone and call me.